1 00:00:13,666 --> 00:00:17,541 A NETFLIX SERIES 2 00:00:18,125 --> 00:00:20,833 The number you have called is unavailable. 3 00:00:20,916 --> 00:00:23,666 Please leave a message after the beep. 4 00:00:25,583 --> 00:00:28,708 See, I decided to call you in the end. 5 00:00:29,291 --> 00:00:36,291 STOP 6 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:44,166 I spent ages wondering whether to call just to get your voice mail. 7 00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:48,708 I haven't heard from you in two weeks, so I thought, "I'll call." 8 00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:52,416 "He can't have seen my messages on Insta or Grindr." 9 00:00:52,916 --> 00:00:56,291 I know you're busy with work and don't check them. 10 00:00:56,375 --> 00:00:58,500 I forget not everyone's like me. 11 00:00:58,583 --> 00:01:01,500 I can't stand a red notification on my screen. 12 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:05,250 Those bastards make them red so you can't ignore them. 13 00:01:06,791 --> 00:01:11,250 Show me your inbox, and I'll tell you what you're like. 14 00:01:11,333 --> 00:01:14,958 You're one of those people with 340 unread messages 15 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:16,958 and no spam filter. 16 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:21,708 I know you don't reply straight away. 17 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:23,875 That's why I WhatsApped you. 18 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:28,750 And I know you read them. There's a double tick next to them all. 19 00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:30,666 All 23 of them. 20 00:01:32,208 --> 00:01:33,875 And you still won't reply. 21 00:01:33,958 --> 00:01:37,500 Which is weird as the last few weeks weren't like that, right? 22 00:01:37,583 --> 00:01:40,250 -Are you calling that dick Lolo? -No. 23 00:01:43,041 --> 00:01:46,416 I loved it when you'd send me a photo and I'd guess where you were. 24 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:48,416 -I made lentils. -I'm on a diet. 25 00:01:48,916 --> 00:01:51,375 Always dieting, always want seconds. 26 00:01:53,541 --> 00:01:57,208 You'd send me a photo at any time, day or night. 27 00:01:57,291 --> 00:01:58,416 And the game was on. 28 00:01:58,500 --> 00:01:59,833 WHERE AM I? 29 00:01:59,916 --> 00:02:01,625 I'd ask you questions 30 00:02:01,708 --> 00:02:03,916 and you could only answer "Yes" or "No." 31 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,875 -A PUBLIC RESTROOM? -YES 32 00:02:06,416 --> 00:02:07,541 -IN THE CITY CENTER? -YES 33 00:02:07,625 --> 00:02:10,000 We could spend an hour playing. 34 00:02:10,083 --> 00:02:11,958 THE FNAC RESTROOM? 35 00:02:12,041 --> 00:02:14,000 I was so happy. 36 00:02:14,833 --> 00:02:15,708 YES 37 00:02:15,791 --> 00:02:18,208 Especially with the last question. 38 00:02:19,708 --> 00:02:21,375 You always sent the same reply. 39 00:02:22,166 --> 00:02:23,791 Mom, what are you doing? 40 00:02:23,875 --> 00:02:27,166 You're always tapping, like a bird on a glass roof. 41 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:29,458 I remember when you sent the photo of the wall. 42 00:02:29,541 --> 00:02:32,500 A random brick wall, no other clue. 43 00:02:35,625 --> 00:02:36,500 WHERE AM I? 44 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:38,250 I replied straight away. 45 00:02:39,666 --> 00:02:41,458 I got it right the first time. 46 00:02:41,666 --> 00:02:42,500 AT YOUR HOUSE 47 00:02:42,583 --> 00:02:44,166 I recognized the wall in your room. 48 00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:48,083 And you said, "This is magic." 49 00:02:50,625 --> 00:02:51,625 And it was. 50 00:02:52,583 --> 00:02:54,208 It was. For a while, it was. 51 00:02:59,625 --> 00:03:03,875 The next day, you made me breakfast, and I ate your madeleines with jam. 52 00:03:03,958 --> 00:03:06,833 Me! I don't even eat sugar. I prefer toast, 53 00:03:06,916 --> 00:03:10,166 but I didn't want to destroy the magic that was still there. 54 00:03:12,333 --> 00:03:14,333 I sent you a message as soon as I left. 55 00:03:15,208 --> 00:03:16,625 A very simple message. 56 00:03:17,541 --> 00:03:18,375 A smile. 57 00:03:18,458 --> 00:03:20,625 SEARCH EMOJIS FREQUENTLY USED 58 00:03:20,708 --> 00:03:21,791 A smiley. 59 00:03:23,541 --> 00:03:28,500 And with a smiley, I was telling you that I wanted to do it again the next day. 60 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,083 I already missed you, 61 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:32,833 that I had finally found someone I fit with. 62 00:03:32,916 --> 00:03:36,750 Someone I felt sexy, funny, witty with, 63 00:03:37,916 --> 00:03:40,125 who laughed at the same things as me. 64 00:03:40,208 --> 00:03:43,875 Someone I didn't have to pretend loved me for who I really am. 65 00:03:43,958 --> 00:03:46,833 Someone I could look and laugh at my childhood photos with 66 00:03:46,916 --> 00:03:48,875 and say, "You're even more handsome now." 67 00:03:48,958 --> 00:03:54,166 And think, "He'll still be telling me this in five, ten, twenty years." 68 00:03:57,333 --> 00:04:00,458 Someone to imagine the corniest things ever with 69 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:04,125 and deep down wish that they'd actually happen someday. 70 00:04:34,625 --> 00:04:37,166 I said all of that to you with a smiley. 71 00:04:37,958 --> 00:04:39,916 You could have replied in many ways. 72 00:04:40,958 --> 00:04:44,625 There's an infinite number of keyboard combinations 73 00:04:44,708 --> 00:04:46,708 to just say one thing, 74 00:04:47,916 --> 00:04:50,625 "I feel the same." 75 00:04:53,541 --> 00:04:54,708 But you never did. 76 00:04:59,041 --> 00:05:00,416 You know the worst thing? 77 00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:05,833 One day we'll bump into each other, and I'll smile so I don't seem bitter, 78 00:05:05,916 --> 00:05:10,708 and you'll say, "I'd rather be friends and not ruin things with a relationship." 79 00:05:10,791 --> 00:05:13,625 And all the bullshit guys like you make up 80 00:05:13,708 --> 00:05:16,458 so you can fuck one guy, then another, another, 81 00:05:16,541 --> 00:05:20,000 and then complain, "No one finds their perfect guy." 82 00:05:20,083 --> 00:05:21,833 Am I the perfect guy? I don't know. 83 00:05:22,833 --> 00:05:24,833 But I could be the one who loves you. 84 00:05:25,333 --> 00:05:26,833 But you treated him like shit 85 00:05:26,916 --> 00:05:29,791 because the asshole believed for a few moments 86 00:05:30,291 --> 00:05:32,208 that all this was really magic. 87 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:35,000 So you can go fuck yourself. 88 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:36,875 You, your phone, your magic, 89 00:05:36,958 --> 00:05:41,000 and your fucking inedible madeleines with jam, you prick. 90 00:05:42,458 --> 00:05:44,791 SUNYER ARCHITECTS 91 00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:46,416 Long message. Who was it? 92 00:05:48,666 --> 00:05:49,708 I have no idea. 93 00:05:57,250 --> 00:05:59,208 -It wasn't for you? -Don't know. 94 00:05:59,291 --> 00:06:02,083 A hysterical guy yelling at his boyfriend about... 95 00:06:02,166 --> 00:06:05,000 industrial pastries. I didn't really understand. 96 00:06:05,083 --> 00:06:08,458 If you were anyone else, I'd think you'd broken his heart and forgotten. 97 00:06:08,541 --> 00:06:10,333 I've broken lots of hearts. 98 00:06:10,416 --> 00:06:12,875 But I remember them all. Why are you laughing? 99 00:06:12,958 --> 00:06:13,791 You mean, 100 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,500 you remember none! 101 00:06:16,083 --> 00:06:18,500 -I think it was a case of crossed wires. -No way. 102 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:20,416 That's only in Howard Hawks' movies. 103 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:24,666 Like, "Operator? There's a lady calling from Seattle who lost her dog." 104 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:28,000 -That doesn't happen anymore. -It's weird to call the wrong number. 105 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:29,291 He used a landline. 106 00:06:29,375 --> 00:06:31,666 He must've dialed the wrong number. 107 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:34,333 -Why would anyone do that? -Sunyer's waiting for you. 108 00:06:34,416 --> 00:06:37,250 -I don't think he's in a good mood. -Oh great. 109 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:41,291 Have you called a guy from a landline so he didn't know it was you? 110 00:06:41,875 --> 00:06:42,750 Yes. Once. 111 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:45,416 When I was 15. Typical girlish reaction. 112 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:47,291 -Why? -Never mind. Thanks. 113 00:06:47,375 --> 00:06:48,916 -Thanks, Lis. -Welcome. 114 00:06:49,708 --> 00:06:52,083 Your stranger is very mature. So mature. 115 00:06:52,166 --> 00:06:54,958 Would it be weird if I called him? 116 00:06:55,041 --> 00:06:56,791 -Why would you do that? -I don't know. 117 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:59,208 Maybe he regrets what he said to his boyfriend. 118 00:06:59,291 --> 00:07:02,416 So he'd be able to pretend it never happened. 119 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,458 -It'd be like time traveling. -Right. 120 00:07:04,541 --> 00:07:07,208 What do you always say about time travel movies? 121 00:07:07,291 --> 00:07:09,625 -Changing the past fucks things up. -Exactly. 122 00:07:09,708 --> 00:07:13,083 But listen, I'd want a return call telling me about my mistake. 123 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:15,458 Didn't you say he was hysterical? 124 00:07:15,541 --> 00:07:19,250 When he wasn't yelling, he seemed nice. He said he believed in love. 125 00:07:21,125 --> 00:07:22,833 -Don't project. -I'm not. 126 00:07:22,916 --> 00:07:24,958 -Yes, you are. -No, I'm not. 127 00:07:25,041 --> 00:07:26,833 You are. You're getting carried away. 128 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:30,083 It'd be easy for you to hook up with Ramón. 129 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,333 -No fucking way. -What? 130 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:38,833 -No. -He's our best architect. 131 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:40,958 -So? -He's had a crush on you forever. 132 00:07:41,041 --> 00:07:43,208 I'm not hooking up with a co-worker, 133 00:07:43,291 --> 00:07:45,291 especially one who collects Pokémon at 35. 134 00:07:45,375 --> 00:07:48,875 Very well. Maybe your mystery man collects dead bodies! 135 00:07:48,958 --> 00:07:51,166 -You are so dramatic. -Dramatic? 136 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:53,208 Delete it and forget about him. 137 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:58,541 By the way, tomorrow's dinner is a costume party. 138 00:07:58,625 --> 00:08:01,541 -I don't think I can go. -No. Don't be a party pooper. 139 00:08:01,625 --> 00:08:05,708 Bruno. Bayona, Sauquillo, Oyarzabal are going. 140 00:08:05,791 --> 00:08:07,083 -It's been... -Oyarzabal! 141 00:08:07,166 --> 00:08:10,750 There's a reason we haven't seen our classmates in ten years. 142 00:08:10,833 --> 00:08:13,958 I haven't been out in ten months, not even for a sparkling water. 143 00:08:14,041 --> 00:08:17,083 You can go alone. I don't think anyone'll miss me. 144 00:08:17,166 --> 00:08:20,000 -I'll miss you, Bruno. -You see me every day. 145 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:23,125 But not partying like we used to. Don't you remember, Bruno? 146 00:08:23,208 --> 00:08:26,541 How much fun we used to have. Don't you want to relive that? 147 00:08:26,625 --> 00:08:29,208 -Not even for one night? -I want to enjoy my Sunday. 148 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:31,083 Please. 149 00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:32,708 Just dinner. 150 00:08:32,791 --> 00:08:33,875 -Awesome! -That's all. 151 00:08:34,458 --> 00:08:37,958 -The theme is "famous architects." -Who came up with that? 152 00:08:38,041 --> 00:08:38,875 -Me! -No shit. 153 00:08:38,958 --> 00:08:40,916 Don't pick Gaudi. He's mine. 154 00:08:42,291 --> 00:08:43,416 Good morning! 155 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:45,250 Is it? 156 00:08:47,791 --> 00:08:50,958 You're so nice, you always end up with assholes. 157 00:08:51,041 --> 00:08:52,708 -It's just bad luck. -Bad luck? 158 00:08:52,791 --> 00:08:54,666 -It's always the same. -It's my fault? 159 00:08:55,708 --> 00:08:58,250 Do you want to go through a list of your exes? 160 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,250 I'd rather be friends 161 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,583 and not ruin things with a relationship. 162 00:09:04,666 --> 00:09:06,208 You get it, don't you? 163 00:09:06,291 --> 00:09:09,541 Couples break up eventually, but friendship is forever. 164 00:09:09,625 --> 00:09:13,041 Monogamy is for repressed people. It just makes you unhappy. 165 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:16,166 Is that what you want? Being tied to someone forever? 166 00:09:17,166 --> 00:09:19,750 We'll get bored in bed, and then what? 167 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:20,666 Let's be friends. 168 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:22,416 -Let's be friends. -Let's be friends. 169 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:23,916 Let's be friends. 170 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:28,708 But if you want, we can still fuck. I have a great time with you. 171 00:09:30,458 --> 00:09:33,083 -See a pattern? -Yes, they're all bastards. 172 00:09:33,166 --> 00:09:35,625 -Bastards with perfect abs. -So? 173 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:40,916 If you keep doing the same thing, you'll get the same result. 174 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,166 Einstein said so. 175 00:09:47,208 --> 00:09:49,291 -Patri, it's me! -Close your eyes! 176 00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:51,625 Cut the crap. Come on, I'm with Álex. 177 00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:53,791 Close your eyes or I won't let you in. 178 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:03,166 -Are you ready? -Yes, you're so annoying! 179 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:05,958 One, two, three! 180 00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:12,625 The parquet is cute, isn't it? 181 00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:16,625 I just need to do the small room and that's it. 182 00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:19,333 -It's great, right? -Right? 183 00:10:19,416 --> 00:10:21,750 Does it smell a bit funny or is it me? 184 00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:25,625 I burned some white sage to cleanse the energy in the apartment. 185 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:28,375 Yes. It's really clean, yeah. 186 00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:30,333 This isn't the floor we chose. 187 00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:33,166 -But you liked it the most. -And it's the most expensive. 188 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:35,375 We can't go over budget, Patri. 189 00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:37,416 Oh, my love, don't be a party pooper. 190 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:40,333 If you don't like it, why leave me in charge? 191 00:10:40,916 --> 00:10:43,666 -When are you moving in? -The developer says January. 192 00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:47,083 Yes. Hopefully your friend will have cheered up by then. 193 00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:48,541 I am cheerful. 194 00:10:48,625 --> 00:10:50,666 I know what'll cheer you up! Follow me! 195 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:57,875 You already brought it. 196 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,875 A plant is the first thing that goes into a new apartment. 197 00:11:02,791 --> 00:11:04,416 And you put a plaque on it! 198 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:09,208 VERO AND PATRICIA SEVEN YEARS GROWING TOGETHER 199 00:11:09,291 --> 00:11:11,583 Welcome to our new life, my love. 200 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:32,458 Hello? 201 00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:37,625 -I can't talk now. -Do you like it? 202 00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:39,666 I'm sure you'll be super happy here. 203 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:41,166 Now it's your turn. 204 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:43,125 They won't give me a mortgage. 205 00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:44,583 I don't mean an apartment. 206 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,125 Yes, I'm with her. 207 00:11:50,583 --> 00:11:53,208 If you want, come by the bar tonight. 208 00:11:55,416 --> 00:11:57,708 Okay. Me too. 209 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,208 See you later. Bye. 210 00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:13,500 Puchi? 211 00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:19,500 Hey! Who's this cutie? Did you take a nap in daddy's bed? 212 00:12:20,041 --> 00:12:20,875 Let me see. 213 00:12:20,958 --> 00:12:22,916 You must be exhausted. 214 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,541 Hey, you're so cute, I could eat you up. 215 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:46,541 SWEETIE, 250 M AWAY WRITE MESSAGE 216 00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:49,041 HEY 217 00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:54,541 JUST ME 34, 160 M AWAY WRITE MESSAGE 218 00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:56,500 HEY 219 00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:59,666 Hi. Hey, how are you? 220 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,916 -Hi, honey. -What's up? 221 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,875 -Hey. -How are my little birds? 222 00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:11,208 -Sick and tired of you being late. -Oh, I'm sorry. 223 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,958 I had to attend to a matter of the utmost importance. 224 00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:15,958 Hold on to your wigs! 225 00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:19,916 -Jingle bells, jingle bells... -No! 226 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,666 -Oh, what fun it is to ride... -No. 227 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:22,875 No. No decorations. 228 00:13:22,958 --> 00:13:24,541 Sacrilege, my dear. 229 00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:27,708 -I'm serious. This is tacky. -Where's your holiday spirit? 230 00:13:27,791 --> 00:13:30,291 Leave it, hon. Lesbians don't have any. 231 00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:32,708 They lose it when they eat their first pussy. 232 00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:35,541 But don't worry, I'm here to save Christmas. 233 00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:38,125 Javi, I'm serious. We spent loads decorating the bar. 234 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,375 Now you want to ruin it with crap. 235 00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:41,708 I spent a lot! 236 00:13:41,791 --> 00:13:43,833 -You didn't contribute much. -Not true. 237 00:13:43,916 --> 00:13:45,291 -That's not true? -No. 238 00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:47,958 If it were up to her, it'd be like Maleficent's castle. 239 00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:51,708 Sometimes I think she's like a dog. Everything is black and white. 240 00:13:51,791 --> 00:13:53,916 Let's stop arguing. Votes in favor? 241 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,958 Attention, s'il vous plait. 242 00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:01,041 Ten points go to tinsel. 243 00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:02,416 I'll get the tree tomorrow. 244 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,625 -No. No trees. -Sorry, sweetheart. 245 00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:06,875 Welcome to the "gayarchy." 246 00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:08,125 No, Javi, no. 247 00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:10,541 Álex's vote doesn't count. He's not a partner. 248 00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:11,791 What do you mean? 249 00:14:12,791 --> 00:14:14,625 Next time, you're on my side. 250 00:14:20,916 --> 00:14:22,458 I'll be right back. Cover me? 251 00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:30,000 Who's that? 252 00:14:30,541 --> 00:14:31,375 No idea. 253 00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:35,000 Sorry for being so persistent. I know what I want. 254 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,458 I'm very flattered, really. 255 00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,791 So what's the problem? 256 00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,750 If she loves you, she'll be happy for you. 257 00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:46,333 She'll see it as a betrayal. 258 00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:49,041 Isn't betraying yourself worse? 259 00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:51,708 Look, what about this? 260 00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:55,083 I'll leave you the contract. Read it properly, 261 00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:57,458 and give me your answer tomorrow. 262 00:14:58,041 --> 00:14:59,083 Give me a few days. 263 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:02,916 I can't. We have to get it done before Christmas. 264 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,625 Don't let me down. 265 00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:07,416 It's a chance of a lifetime. 266 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,833 That bastard Lolo not shown any signs of life? 267 00:15:18,916 --> 00:15:21,708 After my message, he must have blocked me, even on LinkedIn. 268 00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:24,291 Don't worry, there are plenty of fish in the sea. 269 00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:28,333 You won't have a problem catching a tuna with a good belly. 270 00:15:28,416 --> 00:15:30,541 -It's not that easy. -Don't be silly. 271 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:33,833 Most of our customers would give an arm and a leg to be with you. 272 00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:35,750 Not to be with me, to fuck me. 273 00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:40,708 Oh, yes, poor thing, you're right. What a pity. It must be really hard. 274 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:42,833 You know what I mean. 275 00:15:42,916 --> 00:15:48,166 Look, kid, half a loaf is better than none at all. 276 00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:50,250 Not a loaf. A nice baguette. 277 00:16:10,416 --> 00:16:11,916 {\an8}CONNECTED NOW 160 METERS AWAY 278 00:16:14,416 --> 00:16:15,916 {\an8}STOP SAYING HEY, YOU BORE. 279 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,625 {\an8}I WOULDN'T HOOK UP WITH YOU EVEN IF I WAS ON GHB. 280 00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:28,291 DELETE GRINDR? DELETE 281 00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:48,583 VOICE MAIL DECEMBER 9, 2022, 11:05 282 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:56,166 Wasn't everything easier before? 283 00:16:56,250 --> 00:17:00,666 You met a guy, fucked, met up again, got together, if you got each other. 284 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:02,250 If straight people do it... 285 00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:04,458 We should be able to do it too. 286 00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:07,708 I have loads of friends who've been together for years. 287 00:17:07,791 --> 00:17:09,833 -Open relationships. -Not all of them. 288 00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:11,916 Lesbians don't count. 289 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,208 No? Well then, yes, all of them. 290 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:19,375 Bar Bero. 291 00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:21,458 Hello? 292 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,708 Hi. Hi, yeah, sorry. 293 00:17:24,791 --> 00:17:27,708 Look, you don't know me, but it's... 294 00:17:27,791 --> 00:17:30,666 Well, I'm calling because I got your message. 295 00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:35,000 About the madeleines. 296 00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:39,791 I didn't know whether to call because you seemed angry, 297 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:42,041 but after what you said, 298 00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:44,666 there's something important you should know. 299 00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:48,333 You called the wrong number. 300 00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:51,083 You're wrong, Bruno. 301 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:54,750 I don't know why you ask my opinion if you always follow your knob. 302 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:56,125 Knob! 303 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,041 Kids! 304 00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:58,166 Albert! 305 00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,000 It's on a door. They can say "knob." 306 00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,083 Honestly. 307 00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:05,125 Let me get this straight. You called a guy you don't know at all? 308 00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:08,166 And he turned out to be nice. 309 00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:10,000 Bruno. 310 00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:12,583 Nice to meet you. My name is Álex. 311 00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:16,291 Well, Álex, this relationship didn't work out, 312 00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:17,708 but there'll be others. 313 00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:20,250 Just my luck. 314 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:21,666 Sorry? 315 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:25,708 Sorry. It's just the guy I met before this one was great. 316 00:18:25,791 --> 00:18:28,500 He was gorgeous. He was hot, nice, affectionate, 317 00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:31,166 well put together. I thought I hit the jackpot. 318 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:34,291 -What happened? -One day he asked me to choke him. 319 00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:38,166 When he was about to come, he wanted me to choke him like I was going to kill him. 320 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,916 Well, to each their own, I guess. 321 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,875 That's what I thought. But after that, it was the only way he could come. 322 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:48,583 What can I say? It's not nice choking your partner every day. 323 00:18:48,666 --> 00:18:50,708 Especially at the start, right? 324 00:18:50,791 --> 00:18:54,541 Imagine later, when you actually had a reason to want to kill him. 325 00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:59,250 When I broke up with him, he told me I was a bigot and a homophobe. 326 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:02,916 Similar thing happened to me with a guy who wanted me to piss on him. 327 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,333 I've never drunk that much beer in my life. 328 00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:07,791 -So you broke up with him? -No. He dumped me. 329 00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:10,041 He told me it was too small. 330 00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:10,958 Your dick? 331 00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:14,291 My bladder! He said my stream didn't last long enough. 332 00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:16,750 -Dick! -Bruno! 333 00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:18,708 -Sorry. -Seriously. 334 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,333 They don't know what it means. 335 00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:24,083 Here, you try. It's impossible. 336 00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:25,750 You two, go brush your teeth. 337 00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:29,541 No, I want to know how Uncle Bruno's story ends. 338 00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,375 Badly, as usual. 339 00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:32,291 Hey! 340 00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:34,333 Sorry, but it does, doesn't it? 341 00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:38,166 Almost all the guys I hook up with either won't commit, 342 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,625 are in an open relationship, or cheat. 343 00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:41,958 And I don't want that. 344 00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:43,708 So, you're a romantic? 345 00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,333 -Aren't you? -No. 346 00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:47,000 I just want to be happy. 347 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,208 Do you know about the red thread of destiny? 348 00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:56,000 -No. -Okay. 349 00:19:56,083 --> 00:20:00,625 It's an ancient Japanese legend that says an invisible red thread 350 00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:03,625 binds people who are destined to be together. 351 00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:07,333 It says we all have one tied around our pinkie that can never be broken... 352 00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:09,375 -But how do you know it's red? -What? 353 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,875 If it's invisible, nobody knows what color it is. 354 00:20:11,958 --> 00:20:15,250 -It's ridiculous, isn't it? -Yes, but it's a legend. 355 00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:18,333 -It shouldn't be taken literally. -But you believe it. 356 00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:21,083 Yes. Well, okay. Yeah. 357 00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:22,416 Okay. 358 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,833 I think it's a beautiful metaphor. 359 00:20:24,916 --> 00:20:27,500 Knowing there's someone out there 360 00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:31,000 who might be the most important person in my life. 361 00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:33,083 It gives me hope for the future. 362 00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,625 I think you're the romantic here. 363 00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:38,625 Don't you think it's beautiful? 364 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,708 Are you on Instagram? 365 00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:46,416 -No. -Hang up, dickhead. I need help. 366 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,666 Twitter? 367 00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:49,250 -Nope, sorry. -Facebook? 368 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:50,541 -Nothing. -Grindr? 369 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,083 I deleted everything. 370 00:20:53,041 --> 00:20:54,541 Why do you ask? 371 00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,833 Well, to meet up. 372 00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:00,500 No problem for me. 373 00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:04,208 Yeah, but I don't know what you look like. 374 00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:07,125 Yeah, I don't know what you look like either. 375 00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:08,708 True. 376 00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:12,458 -Do you know Bar Bero? -Which barber? 377 00:21:12,541 --> 00:21:13,625 No, Bar Bero. 378 00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:17,166 It used to be a barbershop, and now it's a bar. 379 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,166 Oh yes, I know it. 380 00:21:21,916 --> 00:21:22,875 I work there. 381 00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:27,625 You have a blind date? 382 00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:30,166 -Yes. -How cool! When? 383 00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:32,458 Later. I'm taking a book so he recognizes me. 384 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:35,333 Wait. This evening? What about our reunion dinner? 385 00:21:35,416 --> 00:21:37,250 I'll make it, don't worry. 386 00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:40,041 Isn't it a bit risky? What if he's crazy? 387 00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:42,625 Not you too. Look, I've got a good feeling. 388 00:21:42,708 --> 00:21:44,958 I'll go, we'll have a beer, that's it. 389 00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:47,333 What's the worst that can happen? 390 00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:06,208 What do you feed this baby, plutonium? Don't laugh. 391 00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:07,541 Stop. 392 00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:09,708 I'll give you one of mine. 393 00:22:09,791 --> 00:22:12,000 No, it's fine. It'll be too big. 394 00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:13,583 What? We're the same size. 395 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:17,708 We were, Albert. We were. Past tense. 396 00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:20,666 I'd like to see you in my shoes with three kids. 397 00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:22,166 I wish. 398 00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:23,625 Don't be ridiculous. 399 00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:27,416 Come on, man. If... The closest I get to sex 400 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:30,750 is jerking off in the bathroom while the kids watch Dora the Explorer. 401 00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:33,583 I've come more with her than Núria lately. 402 00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:35,125 -What? -Seriously. 403 00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:39,500 When I hear her voice, I get a hard-on. Pavlovian style. 404 00:22:39,583 --> 00:22:42,291 You'll have more time for yourselves with the new nanny. 405 00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:43,583 Unless it's Mary Poppins. 406 00:22:44,833 --> 00:22:47,291 Right, I'm going home to change. 407 00:22:47,375 --> 00:22:48,375 Yes. 408 00:22:50,583 --> 00:22:52,625 -See you at the restaurant at nine. -Yes. 409 00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:54,916 -Don't forget your costume. -Bye, Núria. 410 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,750 -You're leaving? -I'm going home to change. 411 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,541 Kids, say goodbye to Uncle Bruno. 412 00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:01,583 Bye. 413 00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:03,666 Behave. Eat up. 414 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,666 Enjoy your date. 415 00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:10,166 -Let us know how it goes. -Will do. Bye. 416 00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:12,791 I'll buy the sea bass tomorrow and freeze it. 417 00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:15,041 The prices are crazy during the holidays. 418 00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,458 They're fishery prices, not ours, hon. 419 00:23:17,541 --> 00:23:19,958 -Shall I add some sardines? -No, just this. 420 00:23:23,666 --> 00:23:25,333 Have you heard about Ramiro? 421 00:23:25,416 --> 00:23:28,250 Montse's daughter says he was in the neighborhood. 422 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:31,166 Sure it was him? 423 00:23:31,666 --> 00:23:33,291 Didn't he stop by? 424 00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:39,291 Well, I'll leave you in good company. 425 00:23:39,375 --> 00:23:42,083 -Save me a good sea bass, okay? -Bye. 426 00:23:42,166 --> 00:23:44,333 I'll save you the best one. 427 00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:46,208 Anything else? 428 00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:47,791 Leaving already? Stay. 429 00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:51,166 I can't. I have a date. And I wanted to go home first. 430 00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:53,916 A date? What do I tell Ibra now? 431 00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:55,916 Who's Ibra? 432 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,500 The new guy who works at Mercedes' greengrocer's. 433 00:23:58,583 --> 00:24:00,625 Dark, slim... 434 00:24:00,708 --> 00:24:02,541 He looks like a Watusi. Lovely eyes! 435 00:24:02,625 --> 00:24:03,458 What did you do? 436 00:24:03,541 --> 00:24:04,583 Me? Nothing! 437 00:24:06,458 --> 00:24:07,291 Well... 438 00:24:09,166 --> 00:24:11,958 he might have seen a photo of you, by accident. 439 00:24:12,041 --> 00:24:15,875 I was looking at my phone with Mercedes, on that Insta... What's it called? 440 00:24:15,958 --> 00:24:17,958 -You have Instagram? -I saw your profile. 441 00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:20,416 He was there, so I said, "Isn't my son handsome?" 442 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,875 You can't show my photos... 443 00:24:21,958 --> 00:24:24,916 Ibra's hardworking and cute. I'm sure you'll like him. 444 00:24:25,458 --> 00:24:26,875 Look. Ibra! 445 00:24:26,958 --> 00:24:28,291 -Come here. -Mom, please. 446 00:24:28,791 --> 00:24:30,458 Good afternoon, Mrs. Rosa. 447 00:24:30,541 --> 00:24:32,125 This is my son, Álex. 448 00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:33,375 -Hey. -How are you? 449 00:24:33,458 --> 00:24:34,291 I'm Ibra. 450 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:37,833 -Your mom talks about you a lot. -Too much, sometimes. 451 00:24:37,916 --> 00:24:39,666 -Why don't you go for a drink? -Mom. 452 00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:43,041 -And chat about things. -Please ignore her. 453 00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:45,041 -I have to work at the moment. -Pity. 454 00:24:45,125 --> 00:24:47,375 I'll give you his number, and you can meet later. 455 00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:49,125 -What do you think? -Yes, fine. 456 00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:51,416 -See you later, Álex. -Bye. 457 00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:57,625 What? 458 00:24:58,250 --> 00:25:00,291 Don't I have a good eye? 459 00:25:02,833 --> 00:25:07,375 I know your type. Your aunt says he has a girlfriend, but I don't think so. 460 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,000 -He's straight? -He can't be. He's too handsome. 461 00:25:13,083 --> 00:25:15,125 If anything, he's "bilingual." 462 00:25:15,208 --> 00:25:18,250 "Bilingual". Come here, I'll call you tomorrow. 463 00:25:21,916 --> 00:25:24,333 -Bye, Auntie. -Bye, take care. 464 00:26:06,916 --> 00:26:08,041 I don't get you! 465 00:26:08,125 --> 00:26:10,583 Say what you want. I don't get you. 466 00:26:10,666 --> 00:26:13,125 Maybe you'd get me if you listened. 467 00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:16,791 -Still arguing about decorations? -What decorations? 468 00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:20,166 She's quitting. She's leaving the bar. 469 00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:22,166 Ignore him. I'm not going anywhere. 470 00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:26,458 She's been offered a position as a VIP manager in Amnesia. 471 00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:29,083 -You're moving to Ibiza? -No. I've not accepted it yet. 472 00:26:29,166 --> 00:26:30,833 But she will. Of course she will! 473 00:26:30,916 --> 00:26:33,708 Just look at that sly look on her face. 474 00:26:33,791 --> 00:26:36,208 Damn it, Javi. It's a few months in the summer. 475 00:26:36,291 --> 00:26:39,458 Think about the publicity for the bar and the contacts I'll make. 476 00:26:39,541 --> 00:26:42,833 See? She can already see herself working there! 477 00:26:42,916 --> 00:26:44,875 I shouldn't have said anything. 478 00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:46,875 How did you think I'd react, Vero? 479 00:26:46,958 --> 00:26:51,541 You convinced me not to sell the shop and turn it into a bar. 480 00:26:51,625 --> 00:26:54,375 We're up to our necks in debt! 481 00:26:54,458 --> 00:26:56,916 Now you're leaving me high and dry? 482 00:26:57,583 --> 00:26:59,208 The bar's making a profit. 483 00:26:59,291 --> 00:27:01,166 Business is good. 484 00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:03,625 It's okay if I leave for a few months. 485 00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:06,583 Don't you see? It isn't just a business, Vero. 486 00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:08,166 It's our dream. 487 00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:10,208 Yours and mine. 488 00:27:10,708 --> 00:27:13,333 But obviously it's not enough for you now, is it? 489 00:27:18,791 --> 00:27:19,875 Javi... 490 00:27:27,291 --> 00:27:28,500 Going to tell me off too? 491 00:27:29,750 --> 00:27:31,166 Is this really what you want? 492 00:27:32,166 --> 00:27:34,833 I've dreamed of a job like this my whole life. 493 00:27:34,916 --> 00:27:37,666 We agreed I'd be on your side next time, right? 494 00:27:40,666 --> 00:27:42,041 What does Patri think? 495 00:27:43,875 --> 00:27:47,333 I haven't told her yet. I don't know how she'll take it. 496 00:27:51,541 --> 00:27:53,041 I know. 497 00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:56,083 Does Daddy look good? Yeah? 498 00:27:58,125 --> 00:28:00,000 Be good, Puchi. I love you. 499 00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:03,375 Why didn't you pick up? 500 00:28:04,958 --> 00:28:06,625 Because it's the weekend? 501 00:28:08,166 --> 00:28:10,083 -I can't find the project. -Which one? 502 00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:12,125 Ours. The Arnau Theater. 503 00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:14,833 The city wants it on Monday, and I can't find the render. 504 00:28:14,916 --> 00:28:17,041 -It must be on the server. -It's not. 505 00:28:17,125 --> 00:28:19,583 All I can find is version 4, version 4 final, 506 00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:23,083 version 4 final approved, version 4 final approved def. 507 00:28:23,166 --> 00:28:26,875 -And version 4 final approved def def? -There is no def def. 508 00:28:27,375 --> 00:28:29,208 I think I deleted it by mistake. 509 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,166 Is it in the recycle bin? 510 00:28:34,291 --> 00:28:37,125 Tell me you didn't empty the server's recycle bin again. 511 00:28:37,208 --> 00:28:38,250 It frees up space. 512 00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:40,916 No, the icons trigger your OCD, 513 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,125 then this happens. 514 00:28:42,208 --> 00:28:43,916 Tell me you saved it locally. 515 00:28:44,833 --> 00:28:46,750 I guess. I'll send it tomorrow. 516 00:28:46,833 --> 00:28:48,666 -Can you check now? -No, I have to go. 517 00:28:48,750 --> 00:28:51,166 -Please, it'll take five minutes. -No. 518 00:28:52,416 --> 00:28:53,291 Please. 519 00:28:55,375 --> 00:28:57,125 Come in. Quickly! Come on. 520 00:29:49,041 --> 00:29:50,333 Hello, Rosa. 521 00:29:56,375 --> 00:29:58,875 Don't tell me you've forgotten my name. 522 00:30:01,125 --> 00:30:01,958 Ramiro. 523 00:30:05,041 --> 00:30:06,541 Who's this mystery man? 524 00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:10,125 I don't know. He didn't say much, but his voice made me trust him. 525 00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:11,875 You didn't even see a photo? 526 00:30:11,958 --> 00:30:15,750 -So you can recognize him? -I decided to listen to Newton. 527 00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:18,291 -Einstein. -Whatever. 528 00:30:18,375 --> 00:30:19,541 Keena! 529 00:30:19,625 --> 00:30:21,541 -What's he waiting for? -I'll go. 530 00:30:21,625 --> 00:30:24,375 Keena! 531 00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:28,041 Excuse me. 532 00:30:28,125 --> 00:30:29,750 Keena! 533 00:30:29,833 --> 00:30:32,125 Keena, your audience is waiting. 534 00:30:32,208 --> 00:30:33,958 Coming, turn on the music. 535 00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:37,583 Keena! 536 00:30:37,666 --> 00:30:38,666 Excuse me. 537 00:30:38,750 --> 00:30:43,250 Keena! 538 00:30:43,333 --> 00:30:47,125 Guys, gals, and non-binary pals. 539 00:30:47,208 --> 00:30:53,083 Let me introduce the one and only, Keena Mandrah! 540 00:30:58,041 --> 00:31:02,833 Keena! 541 00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:09,333 Thank you! 542 00:31:09,416 --> 00:31:10,375 That's enough. 543 00:31:10,458 --> 00:31:16,416 You'll wear my name out! Yes, Keena Mandrah, that's me. 544 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:19,125 Welcome to Bar Bero, everyone. 545 00:31:19,208 --> 00:31:22,166 You know we don't style hair here. 546 00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:25,750 But you might be flipped the bird if you don't behave. 547 00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:28,291 I'm talking about you, hon. I know what you're like. 548 00:31:29,541 --> 00:31:31,208 Oh, so many new faces. 549 00:31:31,291 --> 00:31:33,916 What's your name, honey? 550 00:31:35,416 --> 00:31:36,500 -Me? -Yes, you. 551 00:31:36,583 --> 00:31:37,958 -Modesto. -Beg your pardon? 552 00:31:38,041 --> 00:31:39,750 -Modesto. -Oh, Modesto. 553 00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:43,750 Do you always speak so softly or are you living up to your name? 554 00:31:44,958 --> 00:31:46,750 -You're too far away. -Too far... 555 00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:49,583 Not as far as you are from your dreams. 556 00:31:49,666 --> 00:31:51,958 My girls! 557 00:31:52,041 --> 00:31:55,083 The women's section. You're late, my darlings. 558 00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:57,083 My short-haired girls. 559 00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:58,791 They went to the same salon. 560 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:01,208 -Hi, my love. -Where they style hair with a drill. 561 00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:04,166 -Beers all round? -I fancy a cocktail. 562 00:32:04,250 --> 00:32:06,000 Starting off strong. 563 00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:08,916 Well, we're celebrating your new floor. 564 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,208 -Any excuse, hey? -Yes, of course. 565 00:32:11,291 --> 00:32:13,583 -So, four gin and tonics? -Yes. 566 00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:14,916 -Okay. -Okay. 567 00:32:16,166 --> 00:32:18,458 Which pound did you escape from, honey? 568 00:32:18,541 --> 00:32:20,000 Cala Calobra. 569 00:32:20,083 --> 00:32:22,833 What's that? Sounds like a Harry Potter spell. 570 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,250 A village in Ibiza. 571 00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:29,583 Ibiza! I knew Ibiza would come up tonight. 572 00:32:29,666 --> 00:32:32,958 Ibiza. The pearl of the Mediterranean. 573 00:32:33,041 --> 00:32:35,000 Europe's biggest club. 574 00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:38,916 Why are you here when you could be in Es Cavallet surrounded by hot guys? 575 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,166 Who fooled you, child? 576 00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:42,958 I'd rather be here with you! 577 00:32:43,041 --> 00:32:44,958 How cute? 578 00:32:45,041 --> 00:32:46,125 What a surprise. 579 00:32:46,208 --> 00:32:47,833 Your mom told me you work here. 580 00:32:47,916 --> 00:32:49,500 No kidding. 581 00:32:50,708 --> 00:32:52,791 -What can I get you? -A beer for now. 582 00:32:52,875 --> 00:32:53,791 Later, we'll see. 583 00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:57,458 I wish everyone shared your opinion, love. 584 00:32:57,541 --> 00:33:02,416 I say this because my friend is doing the opposite. 585 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:04,125 She's going to work in Ibiza, 586 00:33:04,208 --> 00:33:08,375 and she's going to abandon poor Keena, 587 00:33:08,458 --> 00:33:10,750 leaving me alone, lost, 588 00:33:10,833 --> 00:33:14,583 in the city, evicted like a stray bitch. 589 00:33:14,666 --> 00:33:16,666 Alone! 590 00:33:18,541 --> 00:33:21,125 No, don't hold it against her. 591 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:25,083 I was angry at first, too, 592 00:33:25,583 --> 00:33:26,916 because I'm an ass. 593 00:33:30,083 --> 00:33:31,875 Because I love her very much. 594 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:33,666 Very much. 595 00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:35,625 More than she can imagine. 596 00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:43,125 That's why I have no right to stand in the way of her happiness. 597 00:33:44,875 --> 00:33:47,583 I want to apologize for my behavior earlier. 598 00:33:47,666 --> 00:33:48,916 I'm really sorry. 599 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,250 I wish you the best in this next stage of your life, Vero. 600 00:33:52,916 --> 00:33:54,208 I wish you the best. 601 00:33:54,291 --> 00:34:00,750 A round of applause for Amnesia's new VIP manager, Vero! 602 00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:03,708 You got this, honey! 603 00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:07,208 Congrats, my darling! I hope you'll be happy. 604 00:34:13,708 --> 00:34:16,375 Patri. Patri, wait. 605 00:34:16,458 --> 00:34:18,041 Shit. Patri! 606 00:34:31,625 --> 00:34:33,625 Don't let it be him. 607 00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:54,000 Shit.